This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
cat food counts as protein by the way
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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