Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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