Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
so much tequila, so little girl.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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