Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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