im holly from the hills drunk
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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