You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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