We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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