yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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