I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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