At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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