The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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