Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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