i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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