no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
