Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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