hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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