Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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