no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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