gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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