Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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