carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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