6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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