Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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