So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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