Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
be right there i have to get my cape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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