all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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