so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
