it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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