I will die if light touches me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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