I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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