do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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