just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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