this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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