i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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