he puts the penis in happiness.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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