...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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