Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
my sisters under your porch take her home
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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