Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sorry about my life...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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