Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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