Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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