Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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