Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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