So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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