do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Randomize