No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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