I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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