well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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