i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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