just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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