i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize