shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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