what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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