The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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