Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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