talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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